once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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