so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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