why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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