And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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