When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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