Well apparently he's into motor boating.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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