Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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