guys are not supposed to queef...right?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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