found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
