normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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