You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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