do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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