No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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