You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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