my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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