bring money and cleavage
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
