anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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