Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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