What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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