She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Randomize
