Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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