How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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