you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Randomize