So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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