Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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