Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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