did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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