How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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