Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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