You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
