i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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I have aggressive nipples.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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