No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
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If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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