Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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