dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
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