I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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