whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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