So drunk, too bad you don't want this
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
