i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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