this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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