i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
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