Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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