how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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