Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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