do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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