Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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