You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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