I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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