He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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