so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
