sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i permit you to call me
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize