I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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