just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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