she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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