hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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