So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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