Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You are the jesus of drinking
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize