You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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