did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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