I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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