do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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