Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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