Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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